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lyrics
If I go to prison for murder I'll kill someone in a checkout queue
The self service checkout lied to me and I'm gonna take it out on you
I brought my own bag
And I pressed the button too
I was told that your robot does everything you can do
If I go to prison for murder the kill will happen in a bus stop queue
If you try to cut in front of me I will cut off a part of you
I'm cold and I'm tired
And I've suffered my share of fools
I've been waiting for two hours and I'm not sure what I'll do
The state of the work fridge turns my stomach
And the drawers are filled with knives
Maybe the world would improve slightly
If a few of you weren't alive
If I go to prison for murder, it might just happen in a public loo
If penis havers act like they're animals, I'll slaughter them like their food
I stare at the door
The graffiti homophobic too
Can't amend for the men so I'll bleach the genetic pool
Gonna go to prison for murder
Gonna go to prison for murder
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released April 22, 2024
(c) Sageley Beardrubbing 2024
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